什麼叫雙重打擊 有個朋友周小姐(沒懷孕),人長的圓圓潤潤,非常愛吃 ...
有次跟她老公搭火車回宜蘭娘家,因為人很多,沒有位子,
小夫妻年輕力壯就決定站到宜蘭 .....
沒想到一走進車廂就有人讓位……
熱心乘客: '我馬上要下車沒關係, 你懷孕的人不能久站,還是坐著吧!'
也不聽她分辨就硬拉她坐下,還很親切的講 個不停
熱心乘客:'我看你們一定是第一胎喔,第一胎要好好保養……'
女人懷孕很辛苦的,你當老公的要多體貼一點啊…
(她老公在旁邊努力憋笑)
好不容易這位好心的乘客終於要下車了,臨 走前還笑咪咪的跟周小姐說:
' 我都活了 這麼多歲喔,我看你這一胎一定是男生啦!因為懷男生的時候,
媽媽 都會比較醜 ……'
Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice "
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
现实的生活中
我做不回我自己
我也找不回自己
这是一种逃避现实的借口么?
还是替自己找个美丽的谎言?
我不懂。。
我要的是什么?
我到底是什么?
为什么这一切的一切
都好像一场梦?
我不好
一点也不好
心情很糟
很糟很糟
好想一个人
孤孤单单地
一个人静静地
一个人沉思
一个人平静
一个人整理情绪
一个人。。
感觉上
其实一个人也不赖
没必要
永远都需要人作伴